think outside the bun

cool ranch doritos locos taco

mamablackwidow — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:45:20 -0600

HELL FUCKING NO

shitty chipotle

mamablackwidow — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 01:03:41 -0500

shitty chipotle

imbobafett: and it starts!

mamablackwidow — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 22:58:42 -0500

imbobafett:

and it starts!

dylanthefuckinggreat: this my shit.

mamablackwidow — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 22:46:52 -0500

dylanthefuckinggreat:

this my shit.

the most delicious thing i have ever eaten. thank you based...

mamablackwidow — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 22:37:35 -0500

the most delicious thing i have ever eaten.

thank you based satan.

taco bell sux

mamablackwidow — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:13:59 -0600

taco bell sux

volcano burrito

mamablackwidow — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:07:00 -0600

had a volcano burrito at tbell on thursday after play practice. i was a lil worried about the price (it was $3 and i’m a jew!) but when it came time to eat, i was ready to dig in. my first impression of the burrito was that THERE WAS A TON OF RICE AND NO BEEF OMG. i didn’t pay this kind of money for rice. the texture and consistency of the burrito (sticky and grainy) was so-so, but i liked the flavor. it had a slight bit of heat, but i believe there is a bit of discrepancy between the product that taco bell advertises (SUPER HOT MUY CALIENTE!! !!! !! !!) and the actual burrito you receive. (another disappointment, t-bell. what’s our count now?)

i’d rate this meal a 3.5/10

tbell breakfast

mamablackwidow — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:22:19 -0600

CAN’T WAIT TO REVIEW THIS!

tbell heaven

mamablackwidow — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:36:00 -0600

read this article just now about Olive Garden. Here’s a user comment I found:

Ideas: Fire everybody. Close the restaurants…. turn them into taco bells…might as well.

May God turn every restaurant into a Taco Bell.

Chicken Burrito Meal Deal/BEEFY CRUNCH BURRITO

carlifornia — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:34:00 -0600

Welp, today I didn’t get lunch at school cuz i was gonna be gettin TBELL after school. Amanda said she was gonna be payin for me earlier this week, so i was like fuck yea. BITCH DIDN’T BRING MONEY FOR HER OR MYSELF. so she used her debit card and i used some spare change i could find…so i got this super cheap shit to eat cause i was hungry as fuck. First, the Chicken Burrito/Doritos/Medium drink shit. paid $2.49 for it. burrito was ~ok i guess~ for that price, kinda small, and half of it was just folded tortilla.. fuckin nast. and the chicken was DRY AS ALL HELL. but, it was.. mediocre. basically the only thing you get your moneys worth is for the fuckin med. drink. BAJA BLAST ME BITCHESssSsSssSS$$$$$ uh then the beefy crunch burrito. too much fuckin shitty ass rice, all of the chips were at the very front, so for a while there all i was eatin was tortilla and those flamin hot fritos.. fuckin shitty as hell. and the shit fell apart on me. I AM NOT PLEASE TBELL. I AM DISAPPOINT.

overall, the meal was ok for being as cheap as it was, but fuck that shit. never again…

ROLL TIDE BITCHES PEACE OUT ~carly

meximelt/cinnamon twists

mamablackwidow — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:19:00 -0600

AFTER BRAVIN THE COLD AND SNOW TO DRIVE TO TBELL, I DECIDED TO CONTINUE THE ADVENTUROUS FEELING BY ORDERING THE MEXIMELT! all i gotta say is WHAT THE FUCK WAS TBELL THINKING. it’s like a fucking taco with tomatoes on it. I FUCKING HATE TOMATOES. super gross and i was still super hungry so i got some good ol cinnamon twists for $0.89. GOOD DEAL MAN THOSE THINGS ARE LIKE PORK RIND CHURROS OMBONMONOMMMMM

overall it was p shitty. every visit i become more and more disappointed with tbell.

also the chick workin there was like to me and my sister: “dont your legs get cold by wearing those skirts?” (talkin about our school skirts)

why don’t ya make a better fucking meal for me and then i’ll answer your question.

food: 3/10

service: 0/10

that one black guy eating at taco bell 10/10

this dude was eating t-bell alone. didn’t even get a baja....

mamablackwidow — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:40:00 -0600

this dude was eating t-bell alone. didn’t even get a baja. what a pussy.

crispy potato soft taco

mamablackwidow — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:39:00 -0600

ate a fuckin crispy potato soft taco today. all i gotta say is: HOT DAMN WHAT IS THAT SAUCE IT’S SO FUCKING DELICIOUS.

best item that is under $1.

also ate carly’s hardshell taco from her T-6 meal. tasted like a plain ol taco but you know t-bell’s tacos are better than tacos from DEL TACO.

along with a baja, i’m fucking good 2 go.

i’d rate this meal a 10/10.

underbedroomlights: Do want please.

carlifornia — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:07:39 -0600

underbedroomlights:

Do want please.

Today I tried a BIG MEAL BOX at Taco Bell. I am happy to say the...

snarftastic — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:16:00 -0600

Today I tried a BIG MEAL BOX at Taco Bell. I am happy to say the box was worth every penny. For five dollars I got a Beefy Crunch Burrito, Hard shell taco, crunch wrap supreme, and a medium drink(Baja or bust). I started with the hard shell added some fire sauce and it was perfect. I then moved on to the crunch wrap supreme and I feel like the added a lot more sour cream then necessary. At this point I was on my second Baja( perfect as usual). I then unwrapped the Beefy and like always tbell fucked me in the asshole and added so much of that shit rice. I feel like they put in a lot of the fritos as well which didn’t allow me to get the full flavor of the meat. Overall I thought the meal was pretty solid. I recommend getting it if you are in a hungry man kind of mood. BEWARE OF SHIT RICE

7.5/10

~DRM

Ate my traditional Original Chicken Flat bread, and my all time...

carlifornia — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 19:53:00 -0600

Ate my traditional Original Chicken Flat bread, and my all time favorite, the Cheesy Double Beef Burrito this evening. Probably my two favorite items on the menu, but of course, I have yet to eat much of a variety of Taco Bell. I usually just get these two items. My Cheesy Doubly Beef Burrito was extra cheesy and meaty, which is how it should be, honestly. It also had the perfect amount of ingredients in it, neither over loaded on rice, nor meat. The Original Chicken Flat Bread I ordered was also in great quality. When I opened it up, it did not stick to the wrapper, like it normally is, so, that is always a good sign. It also contained a gratifying amount of chicken in it, and the sauce was not drippy, so it did not make a mess, like it traditionally does.

All in all, I rate my meal about an 8.5/10.

GO T-BELL!!

~cz

triple steak stack

mamablackwidow — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:25:00 -0600

tried the triple steak stack tonight. it’s been tempting me for quite some time now, so I decided to try it for my first taco bell review. the first turn-off for me was the price: 5 dollars for some flatbread, cheese, and steak. I thought that for the price it should be a good meal, but once I received my order, I realized that I would be greatly mistaken. the first few bites of the sandwich revealed something cheesy, warm, and inviting. I was slightly pleased at the beginning, but as I continued to consume the stack, the pleasantness turned to disappointment. the triple steak stack is the saltiest thing you will ever taste. i don’t know if it’s because its from a fast food joint, but I have never tasted a saltier meat. despite the large size, the stack was a total letdown for the price I paid.

I’d rate this meal a 4/10.

-az

there is no god, there is only taco bell

mamablackwidow — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:58:30 -0600

there is no god, there is only taco bell